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00:00
That's right. Let's go to Saizeriya!(Saizeriya is Japanised Italian Franchise Restaurant)
00:05
Clerk: Welcome, dear Customer! Are you ready to order? Levi: Huh? Clerk: Have you decided on your order? Levi: There's no way that I have decided since I just came! Are you stupid?
00:12
Clerk: Alright. Levi: Huh? Hey! C: Yes? Levi: Where are you going? Clerk: Because you haven't ordered yet so I'm going.
00:18
Levi: Take me to the seat first! Clerk: Understood. How many people? Levi: One person. Clerk: Yes? Levi: Alone!
00:25
Clerk: Yes? Levi: Just one! C: Oh, just one person, isn't it? Understood. C: Alright, let me check one seat for one customer, am I not wrong that it's only for one person?
00:34
Levi: That's right. Don't bother to check! C: Alright. Well, as you let me do it, I have to confirm the seat from now…
00:40
Levi: Hey, hey, hey! C: Yes, sir! Levi: I already said not bother to check it, no?! Anyway, what are you trying to confirm in this situation?
00:46
Clerk: From now, I'm going to confirm if it's important to check or not. Levi: Is your head cracked open or what (are you damn stupid)? Clerk: Then, as you're finally here, if you have decided on what to order,
00:53
please press this button professionally by saying "pin pon" with ahegao face, then I'll come to take your order. Alright, please take your time! Levi: Hey, hey! Tch...
01:02
What the hell is going on?! Whatever. For the time being, I'm gonna order.
01:07
(press the button but there's no reaction)
01:14
Kkh! This button is seriously not working at all, is it?!
01:18
Excuse me. Excuse me!
01:22
Dammit! There's no way that I would do double pieces of ahegao face with saying pin pon, right?!
01:29
Kkh! It can't be helped, then... Pi... Pin poon!
01:33
Clerk: Yes, I'm back for your order! Levi: Dammit, it's troublesome! Clerk: Have you decided on what to order? Levi: One set meal of a hamburger. Clerk: Eh? One set of Ha- ha- hammerhead
01:44
shark? Alright.
Levi: It's not "alright"! What the hell did you say just now?!
01:50
Clerk: One set meal of hammerhead shark. Levi: Hamburger set meal! Clerk: Ah, yes! Hammerhead shark set meal, right? (This is Japanese pun because hamburger and hammerhead shark in katakana sound similar)
01:57
One set meal of a hamburger! Are you freaking deaf?!
01:59
Hahaha, I'm sorry. One set meal of hamburger, is it? Alright, it's one set meal of hamburger and...
02:03
Levi: and then one Milano Meat Doria. Clerk: Tyrannosaurus Style Meat Doria? Levi: Milano Meat Doria! (T/N: again, milano and tyranno in japanese kinda sound similar for pun jokes)
02:06
Levi: What the hell is Tyranno Meat Doria?!
02:09
Jurassic meat style of Doria or something?!
02:11
Clerk: Milan Style Meat Doria, is it? Um, sorry that menu is not available here. Levi: Huh? Why is it?
02:17
Clerk: Because this Saizeria. Levi: That's the usual menu prepared here, right?! It's on the signboard menu, isn't it?
02:22
Oh, there are a lot of customers that are mistaken here. Milan Style Doria is available in Saizeriya, this place is Saizeria
02:30
We only serve Tyrannosaurus Style Meat Doria.
02:32
Levi: What the?!
02:33
Clerk: Well, however, the taste is pretty much delicious. After all, since it has an impact on
02:36
the looks, there are a lot of customers who asked for it. How is it, would you like Tyrannosaurus Doria instead? Levi: Stop messing around! There's no way I'd order such a strange food like that!
02:44
Clerk: Is that so? That's too bad. It's pretty popular on Instagram.. Levi: What? Clerk: It's also a hot topic among youngsters. Levi: What's with that?!
Clerk: Well then, are you okay with just ordering a set meal of hamburger?
02:55
Levi: For the time being, give me Tyrannosaurus Meal Set. Clerk: Understood. Alright, then I'm confirming your order, okay, hammerhead shark-
03:03
oh excuse me, pardon me. I mean, one set of hamburger mea- Levi: One set of hammerhead shark meal is fine! Clerk: Eh?
03:09
Levi: I'd rather you bring me one set meal of hammerhead shark. Clerk: A-alright. Then, one set meal of hammerhead shark and one tyrannosaurus doria meat.
03:16
Please wait for a moment. Levi: Geez... It can't be helped.
03:20
15 minutes later...
03:21
Clerk: Sorry for the wait. Here you go, this is the one set meal of hammerhead shark, and this is the Tyrannosaurus Doria Meat.
03:28
Please enjoy your meal. Levi: Oh...
03:31
well, they don't look too pleasing to me. For the time being, shall I take a picture?
03:36
Next, how is the taste...
03:40
Not bad...
03:41
Clerk: Excuse me, how are the foods?
Levi: I have a special thought about this. It's neither good nor bad,
03:48
everything is normal. Clerk: Oh, that's how it is? I thought you would be more pleased.
03:53
Levi: This is more likely to be pleasing for kids. Where is the place for the payment?
03:58.
Clerk: Oh, for the payment is over there.
Alright, for the payment of one set meal of hammerhead shark and one tyrannosaurus doria meat becomes
04:05
3600 yen. I'll receive the money. Thank you very much, please come again.
04:13
Tch... I don't think I will come to this shop for the 2nd time.
04:18
Instagram: Heychou (captain, lol) posted a picture just now. Date: Thursday, November 23.
04:19
Eren: Captain Levi is posting something. Um...
04:25
Levi's post: Saizeria's Tyrannosaurus Doria Meat is amazingly awesome! As expected that Captain Levi is dangerous, but I tried my best to subdue him by making the food so delicious. Captain is also in great shape today. (´• ω •`) Clink!
04:38
Eren: Who the hell was that? Writing says "be careful when you're shopping". Thanks for watching!
(Translations and subtitles by Meble TL)
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